Harvest Dance and Veterans Day MASHUP
Happy Veterans Day. To those serving and who have served, I thank you. You have my loyalty, because we have had yours. What you have sacrificed means so much.
This was me and my date, in high school, at a dance (that was -obviously- held on Veterans Day). I was really patriotic (perhaps in a bad way) in the 1980s, and I’ve since been put on medication.
Ya like, it?
USA! USA! USA!
Posted in Community, Holidays, hope, Humor, worldviews
Tagged air force, armed forces, army, celebration, coast guard, flag outfit, fun, funny, funny clothes, Holidays, Humor, joke, marines, Military, military service, national guard, navy, peace, peace keepers, poorly dressed, Remembrance Day, serve and protect, United States, United States armed forces, veteran, veterans, veterans day, war
This dentist seems to have had a break from reality, OR maybe this is actually some kind of play on words for a vampire massage parlor?
Thoughts or comments?
Posted in Life As Prayer update
Tagged cavities, dentist, dentist joke, false advertising, gentle dental, Humor, joke, liar, massage parlor, pain, Team Edward, tickle tooth, tooth care, tooth pain, travel, Twilight, vampire, worst dentist
REMINDER: Today is the last day you can try for Becky Garrison’s autographed book in the caption contest. Have fun with that! click here.
Today we honor Presidents. Back in the beginning of this country, it was probably a kind of popularity contest to get the gig, based on merit. Of course NOW, even trying for the job takes on the over-exposure, and preening, and shallow sensationalism of pop celebrity allure and lifestyle. These people bombard us with constant airtime.
When I found THIS prize. I had to get it for my loyal fans. Why? Because it’s so stinkin’ hilarious, that’s why! Check out the top right corner… see what it says? “Celebrity tested!”
Celebrity Tested Lip cosmetic - A must-have prize...Right?
Is this celebrity thing important to our culture or WHAT!? SURE! Come on you peek at the tabloid headlines in the store. I do. You do. Admit it! We just get curious.
Marketers know that a lip plumper won’t sell without expert enthusiasm. Plumper endorsement by a professional is critical. And who would that be? A Celebrity! DUh! The irony is–They don’t even bother to say WHICH ONE! How funny is that?
Is it Megan Fox? Sarah Palin? Sandra Bernhard? Is it Melanie Griffith? It’s probably important that they tell us. What if we don’t like that celeb? Or is it that all of them just somehow know better? This product just cracked me up.
To be awarded this conversation piece, funny gift, or helpful and star-tested lip balm, leave a comment about what lips, or lipstick means to you. (An arbitrary judge will pick one winner.) Yes, this requirement makes little sense, but then, so does the prize, and so does celebrity President status. Happy President’s Day!
Celebrity Tested Lip cosmetic – A must-have prize…um.
plump lipped Sandra
Melanie has the lip plump action
Megan Fox on plumper
Sarah Palin is famous for lipstick
Posted in #fail, Birthday Gifts (Feb), Humor, irony
Tagged celebrity tested, freebies, fun, Humor, joke, lip plumper, lips, lipstick, lipstick on a pig, Megan Fox, Melanie Griffith, Obama, President's Day, Sandra Bernhard, Sarah Palin