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Posted in blogging, Christianity, Humor, Life As Prayer update, Theology, travel, Walking with God
Tagged author, Humor, Life As Prayer, Life As Prayer update, Lisa Colón DeLay, lisa delay, lisadelay.com, new blog, Theology, travel, writing
5 Suspicious Holiday Songs
I do like the Christmas season songs.
Yet, on closer inspection, I’ve noticed that some winter favorites are a bit…how should I say it…disconcerting…
(click the song title to read the words)
Here’s a list of 5:
1. Baby It’s Cold Outside is not even a Roofie away from an ensuing crime scene.
2. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer tells a tale of a heard of reindeer bullies, who come to conditionally love a special needs reindeer, but only after he proves useful to them.
3. Santa looks either like intrusive government, or an ungracious deity in an upcoming advent in Santa Clause is Coming to Town.
4. What do sleepy newborn babies enjoy more than anything? Drum solos!
The song Little Drummer Boy couldn’t have been written by a mother, or caretaker of infants. This racket is a song racket.
5. The seemingly sweet I’ll be Home for Christmas song ends sadly enough to be used effectively for a Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) commercial. [Consult your doctor if you have increased thoughts of suicide.]
What are a few of your favorite Christmas time songs and why?
I enjoy Silent Night, a lot for its spiritual poignancy. But, even if there was a mood of inner peace, I doubt it was that quiet in crowded Bethlehem, or in a stable of animals and an infant.
Are there any songs, you’d like to never endure again?
Or maybe you can make one up!
“Do you hear smell what I hear smell?”
Posted in #fail, blogging, Christianity, Christians, Holidays, Humor, music
Tagged anti depressant, baby it's cold outside, bullies, carols, Christmas, christmas songs, christmas time, drugs, Drummer boy, elvis, Frosty the Snowman, Holidays, Home for Christmas, I'll be home for Christmas, jiggle bells, lyrics, newborns, reindeer, roofie, Rudolf, Santa, songs, special need, SSRI, white christmas
Final Mini Retreat [Friday]
WELL! Not too popular… this 5 day series (encouraged by Ed Cyzewski) didn’t get much (any?) participation of the contribution variety. Did it help anyone?
I. have. no. idea.
(but I hope so)
Would you still like a Mini Retreat today?
If so, try this:
Prepare yourself to take a short rejuvenating break to refreshen your day and your spirit. So, please eliminate potential distractions nearby. (Silence your phone, computer, shut your door, etc.) Now take a few deep breaths…in and out…just like a weird belly button. When you are fairly relaxed move to #1, just below.
1. On paper, or your computer, list the top ten blessings in your life.
2. Write the bullet points version of WHY they are blessings to you.
3. What do you come up with? Any patterns emerge?
4. Now, pray with those, and let your heart be full of thankfulness and gratitude.
5. End your time whistling, singing, playing the spoons, skipping, or something like that. Lighten up today. You need a break.
Bonus point.
Now that you’ve come to the end of this series, share something with the rest of us.
Thank you, everyone.
SNEAK PREVIEW… Saturday’s post is entitled “Can a Person Absolve Your Sin”?
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Tagged belly button, blessings, break, breaktime, breathe, deep breath, ed cyzewski, God, Gratitude, lighten up, patterns, Prayer, Recreation, refreshment, retreat, thanksgiving prayer, unplug